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modbec: I finally got the gif to work. Two hundred followers you guys! Thanks a bunch. REBECCA I SWEAR YOU BETTER GIVE THOSE BACK TO ME. IF LICKY SEES THIS YOU’LL BE SORRY(PFFFFTTSSSHHHH REALLY REBECCA, THIS IS WHAT YOU DREW FOR YOU 200 FOLLOWER
sarahvernons: We’re standing in mid-air on a space-ship during a German air-raid. Do you really think now’s a good time to be coming on to me?
i-want-spankings: curved4urpleasure: i-want-spankings: HOLY LORD I AM DEADER THAN DEAD. smoke-on-sundays You two! I swear….lol
theoldartpartment: I swear these two are the worst sidekicks ever
cock-zero: “Where’s the van?” “I know, dude. I could swear I parked over-” “You’re always fucking doing this.” “Dude, I only smoked, like, two bowls before I parked it. I just remember it was parked right
hushpuppy1980: You give these two a little ball of rope and this is what happens. Worse than kittens, I swear.
lizzzzrrd: youvegotaguiltypleasure: soundsobeautiful: I swear to God my heart was sky rocketing while watching this entire thing. You two are so beautiful and I just can’t even handle how in love you are. It’s incredible and I’m so happy for
I swear… I wasn’t naked in public… until they handcuffed me and stripped me naked. So you are telling me you were just walking down the street and these two policeman placed handcuffs on you and took all your clothes off. YES! Maybe
dont-let-me-cum: tellmeyoucant: Her face every time I swear There’s no sympathy in her eyes. You know she’s going right back in for round two.
southerndudes: Here’s a Video for you guys…..DONATE. Help a hottie out!!!!! He’s a genuine, real, NICE guy. Visit his blog….you wont be disappointed. (I swear) I know most of you out there have a buck, or two, or ten. Could you please
boys-pissing: When its hot on a August summer day, what do you do? Easy get two extremely gorgeous boys like @alexgreenexxx & @dylanknightxxx and have a piss sucking time! Two big uncut cocks that piss to the extreme, I swear a lake was going to
“Oh Lapis, you shore know how to get me wet”“Oh Peri, you are a triangle, and it’s acute!”“I swear to god, if you unchain me, I won’t even hurt you two. Just free one hand so I can crush my gem. Please.”
I swear I don’t even like Evangelion that much why does it keep being appropriateAfter dwelling on it a little, I think I’m actually… okay with Root’s death? Appalling, I know, especially since I do still think that the writing for last night’s
erotic-nonfiction:I have seen two (2) spiders in my bedroom tonight and I’m gonna have to burn the building down, I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules. There have been two more tonight and one was crawling on my leg and I am gonna have to set myself
lordxeras: funnygamememes: Reblog if you get it lol. I swear to god if ya’ll ruin this one too…. It’s a reference to portal, since the portals in that game were those two colors, it’s as if the fork is teleporting
oreoskinned: bienlesbian: amosanguis: damnthemisery: *gentle gasp*“dis booty” this fucking website i swear to god nigeah oreoskinned you two. Love the booty. 🍑
sulkybbarnes: Dear Marvel please don’t hurt Steve Rogers in Civil War I’ll pay you to watch two hours of him hugging Bucky I swear
sunflic: hobbs-art: I swear to god, you two are so adorable. To think that you both ended up commissioning me within 24 hours of each other. Talk about being under pressure, sorry i couldn’t post these yesterday on your anniversary. But i hope you
wolfnanaki: fauxsquared: luna-afterdark: Don’t worry, this blog it’s not going anywhere. YOU TWO I SWEAR YOU NEED TO STOP BEING AWESOME BOTH OF YOU xD
hello-kitty-senpai: rad-dixie: remember-you-will-die: egobuzz: egobuzz: you’ve heard of the swear jar now get ready for the sin tin OP? I’m pretty sure this counts as taking indulgences. Shut up Luther its a two for one special
mimicteixeira: FALLING STAR VII PART TWO! you can get the first part HERE on my gumroad store, is pay what you want! and you can support me getting the previus chapters HERE i really like this one, just pearl and peridot…. i swear is not pearlidot!
asunaachan: I can never get enough of these two, I swear to God. Just wait. You’ll be shipping it too.
sib-elle: i swear that there’s a folder in my computer dedicated to these two and its title is “my precious” (i’m not in the mood for coloring as you can see)
ponkuno: Johnny Bravo & Samurai Jack - Johnny/Jack I’m currently in shipping hell with these two all thanks to lady @c2ndy2c1d and her post. I swear to god she uses some kind of deadly shipping dark magic to make people pair characters that you
Thunder Buddies for Life
thetitanbarbarossa: When this series popped up and I saw the first two gifs, I swear I just started giggling! Yes, I think it is that funny! brutalizedballs: PREPARE FOR PAIN BITCH AND YOU BETTER COUNT AND BEG FOR MORE!!
ponkuno: Johnny Bravo & Samurai Jack - Johnny/JackI’m currently in shipping hell with these two all thanks to lady @c2ndy2c1d and her post. I swear to god she uses some kind of deadly shipping dark magic to make people pair characters that you
wobindesy: “who are you?” slams down door i love two (2) boys and they will be fine, i swear
potitart: “who are you?”slams down door i love two (2) boys and they will be fine, i swear
puppet-man-fnaf: gdirtydime19: mishasminions: I SWEAR I LAUGH AT THIS EVERY TWO SECONDS LOL ohana means fuck you dude read this shit
sevendemigodsanswerthecall: “‘Holy shit,’ I breathed. ‘Hellhounds.’‘Harry,’ Michael said sternly. ‘You know I hate it when you swear.’‘You’re right. Sorry. Holy shit,’ I breathed. ‘heckhounds.’”—Page 43I love these two.
yourownpetard: dontneedfeminism: cosmopolitanmagazine: PREACH Because it’s an award show for actors, not human rights lawyers. I swear, these two are the literal embodiment of the phrase “bitter old shrew”. I wonder if any of you can tell just
blackorchid-blog1: “Hold on. We’re coming for you, I swear. Whatever happens, however hard, however far, we will find you.”
lk1886: bedtimeforbadgirls: I swear, sometimes you can be so dense. If it wasn’t for what you are packing down there, I don’t think I would bother with you. Remember I told you that you were not to cum for these last two weeks and I have got myself
theblackmanonthemoon: theblackmanonthemoon: theblackmanonthemoon: theblackmanonthemoon: Niggas swear they “Gucci” and on this “Fuck bitches get money” wave after a break up until it’s been two months and you go to creep on her snap and she
“Got a secret, can you keep it? Swear this one you’ll save. Better lock it in your pocket, taking this one to the grave. If I show you, then I know you won’t tell what I said. ‘Cause two can keep a secret if one of them is dead.”
growingkitty:Hiii 🥰Have you missed me? My clothes still fit right now, but I could swear these jeans where more loose last week! I’ve spent most of my free time smoking weed and watching Netflix while enjoying a snack or two. Don’t see why that
i-want-spankings:curved4urpleasure: i-want-spankings: HOLY LORD I AM DEADER THAN DEAD. smoke-on-sundays You two! I swear….lol 😍just wait til she’s here and you get your present! 😇
againstxthemxall: ears-and-ink: What’s so wrong about this? The only thing wrong with this is that you two are so impossibly cute its unfair. Also, I swear there are no straight couples this cute, I’m jealous!
dontneedfeminism: cosmopolitanmagazine: PREACH Because it’s an award show for actors, not human rights lawyers.I swear, these two are the literal embodiment of the phrase “bitter old shrew”.I wonder if any of you can tell just how fucking *done*
therussos-blog: “Got a secret can you keep it, swear this one you’ll save. Better lock it in your pocket taking this one to the grave. If I show you, then I know you won’t tell what I said, cause two can keep a secret if one of them is dead.”
sweetsgr: I swear I will never get tired of slow mo videos 😩 HE’S SO JIGGLY 💛💛💛 you two are a cute couple btw lol
when someone asks me what I spend my time doing on my two days off from school every week and I tell them “homework,” I swear they always shrug it off like “no, really, what ELSE do you do on your days off, you can’t have ~that~ much homework”and
